It’s here, gang! My brand new book All The Toxic Waste From My Heart: Stories by Kevin Strange is a collection of 14 of my weirdest most fucked up tales to date.
And if you know me, you know that’s saying something! This collection is over two years in the making and features MANY never before released stories including Whale Farts, The Nowhere and one of my favorite stories I’ve ever written, Lich Tits, a sword and sorcery yarn that pits a sexy lich woman against my rustic fantasy hero, Korek.
So how do you get this book? Easy! It is available three different ways. First, you can buy it on Amazon Kindle for $4.95.
Second, you can buy it from Amazon in paperback for $10.99. But if you’re a REAL collector of Strange Fiction, you can buy it directly from me from my Square Store for $15.00 postage paid AND for the first week, if you buy All The Toxic Waste From My Heart from the square store, you can choose one other Strange Book absolutely free!
As if THAT wasn’t enough, ALL Strange Books on the square store are currently discounted to 10 dollars for a VERY limited time!
Each order from the square store receives a personalized inscription and signature absolutely free. And if I have time, I also like to doodle self portraits onto the packaging material.
So there you have it, gang! Please show your toxic love by choosing one of these three easy ways to buy my brand new collection! I hope you like it! 🙂
Gang! My brand new book, All The Toxic Waste From My Heart: Stories by Kevin Strange, goes up for pre-order on KevinTheStrange.com next Saturday, September 17th, 2016! I’m throwing #MyToxicWasteParty in celebration!
What the hell is a toxic waste party? I don’t have any fucking idea, but I’m going to have a sale on all of my StrangeBooks for the occasion! What does that mean to you? It means that when you pre-order a signed and personalized copy of the new collection for 15 bucks, you can choose ANY OTHER StrangeBook for no extra cost! The best part? THAT book will be signed and personalized by me as well!
This sale includes the FINAL TEN LIMITED EDITION copies of Inside An Asshole, my gut-wrenching hardcore horror novella that WILL NEVER BE REPRINTED AGAIN as a stand alone book. Get those last ten copies while supplies last!
As if that wasn’t enough to get hyped as fuck about, I’ve got more fresh flavor for you StrangeHeads! This is a toxic waste party after all! (whatever the fuck that is.) In addition to the buy-one-get-one pre-order, ALL STRANGEBOOKS will be discounted to ten dollars with FREE SHIPPING! Get any or all StrangeBooks in the entire Strange Catalog for only ten dollars! Tell me this isn’t the best toxic waste party you’ve ever been to! (Never mind that it’s probably the only toxic waste party you’ve ever been to.)
So join me here on Saturday the 17th for #MyToxicWasteParty and the pre-order release of All The Toxic Waste From My Heart!
I Can’t WAIT for you all to read this collection! 😀
What’s up, gang. Listen we’re trying something new this month. Typically I’m a slow starter when it comes to new social media tools, but I’m trying to get in front of this new one called Thunderclap, and utilize it to help us get my new novel TEXAS CHAINSAW MANTIS onto the top 100 horror sellers list on Amazon. In other words, I’m making a “Buy Chainsaw Mantis Day”.
All Thunderclap does is use our Facebook or Twitter accounts (totally for free) to blast out a message all at once from all our backers at the same time on the same day. It’s totally safe to let FB and Twitter use your account for Thunderclap. It’s legit. Click here to back our post.
And we’re going to use it to direct all our friends and followers to KevinTheStrange.com on January 20th at the exact same time to a page that will link them to buy the book. THAT’S REALLY ALL IT IS!
The only catch is on my end. If I don’t get 100 backers (again for FREE) by noon on the 20th, our campaign will fail and the message won’t get blasted out on social media. We’re already 38% backed, but we really REALLY need your help to get the remaining backers so our plan works.
I’m super proud of this book and getting into the top 100 horror books on Amazon will put it in front of a LOT more eyeballs than it is right now. Again, this is no cost to you. You’re just letting Thunderclap blast a message out using your social media. No catch.
And you help me push my book to Amazon readers! Isn’t that awesome? So let’s get this thing moving, gang! Share this post and share the Thunderclap link, and if you haven’t backed the campaign yet, PLEASE do so now by clicking the pic below! Thanks a bunch!!!