All The Toxic Waste From My Heart Is Available NOW!

It’s here, gang!toxicwaste194x300-1 My brand new book All The Toxic Waste From My Heart: Stories by Kevin Strange is a collection of 14 of my weirdest most fucked up tales to date.

And if you know me, you know that’s saying something! This collection is over two years in the making and features MANY never before released stories including Whale Farts, The Nowhere and one of my favorite stories I’ve ever written, Lich Tits, a sword and sorcery yarn that pits a sexy lich woman against my rustic fantasy hero, Korek.

So how do you get this book? Easy! It is available three different ways. First, you can buy it on Amazon Kindle for $4.95.

Second, you can buy it from Amazon in paperback for $10.99. But if you’re a REAL collector of Strange Fiction, you can buy it directly from me from my Square Store for $15.00 postage paid AND for the first week, if you buy All The Toxic Waste From My Heart from the square store, you can choose one other Strange Book absolutely free!

As if THAT wasn’t enough, ALL Strange Books on the square store are currently discounted to 10 dollars for a VERY limited time!

Each order from the square store receives a personalized inscription and signature absolutely free. And if I have time, I also like to doodle self portraits onto the packaging material.

So there you have it, gang! Please show your toxic love by choosing one of these three easy ways to buy my brand new collection! I hope you like it! 🙂

Wishing Weird anthology featuring poetry by Kevin Strange out now on Amazon

wishing weirdYes, gang. You read that right! I wrote a POEM for the Wishing Weird, the second book in the Wishes anthology series! In fact, I was driving home from the very first horror con I’d ever attended for an entire weekend as just a fan (I’ve been a vendor selling movies and books at more than 50) when I received a social media notification that the call for submissions, particularly for poetry had been sent out for the second Wishes book.

I really like the energy the Fireside Press peeps, Sheila Hall and M.C. O’Neil put off. They’d included my story THE BURNING RIVER in their first Wishes book, paid me quickly and sent out contributor copies without hesitation. I like that shit. You never know when or if a small press publisher is going to go up in flames, but Fireside Press burns bright by its own light. (see what I did there?)

Anyway, so I’d never written a poem before. I was driving and thinking about how much I like the Fireside folks. I hate poetry. I mean I really do. Literary people are mostly a snobbish, stuck up, intolerant bunch, and nothing is more snobby to me than adults writing poetry.

But somehow, a poem just crept into my head and laid root right there as I was driving down the highway. Slowly at first. Just a couple of lines. It was like a dark and twisted Shel Silverstein poem but still full of the same wit and wonder. Then I remembered how much I absolutely LOVED his poems when I was a kid and I relaxed and let the poem finish in my head. I laughed out loud at how ridiculous it was. But I loved it the more I thought about the imagery and how well it would fit a book called The Wishing Weird.

I repeated it out loud about twenty times till I had it memorized. Then, when I got home from the con, I dropped all of my bags right there in the kitchen, pulled out my laptop and wrote the poem then and there so I didn’t forget it.

Luckily they accepted it. 🙂

Anyway, that book is out now on Kindle for just $1.99 and paperback for $7.99. Pick it up and give it a go. You won’t be disappointed.

Mutant Manor by Kevin Strange Out Now On Amazon

So, gang. You may remember a little horror/erotica series I debuted in the Strange Sayings newsletter last year called DEAD DAUGHTER. I released 3 chapters and then promptly never mentioned it again. The truth is, my life got busy as shit! I never intended to stop writing about Katrina and her perverted, mutant powered friends. My new novel TEXAS CHAINSAW MANTIS (which you can buy here for $4.95 on Kindle) just took precedent, then I moved. Then I got sick…

I realized not long ago that I’d never moved the series over to Amazon like my other horror/erotica titles HOLEY MATRIMONY and LOCH NESS LAY. Then I began to wonder if Amazon would even let me publish an erotic book with “Daughter” in the title, considering their site-wide purging of the more risque erotica. So what the hell was I going to do with this cool little series?

Change the name, combine the first two chapters and release it as  MUTANT MANOR: NECROTICA SERIES BOOK 1, naturally. The third chapter, EMMA, has already been published on my newsletter, but I’m going to get into chapter 4, KYLEE, this month and then combine those two chapters as MUTANT MANOR: NECROTICA SERIES BOOK 2 this summer. Followed by the epic conclusion to Katrina’s time in The Facility this coming fall. After that, the whole shebang will be released in paperback as MUTANT MANOR: VOLUME 1.

Too much info? Probably. But I wanted to clear up the confusion about the title switch and let my loyal newsletter subscribers know that they’ve already read this first book in the series. Nothing has been changed or added except for some tighter editing by my ever faithful editor Sean Ferrari. Now that I’ve got them caught up to speed, here’s the cover, synopsis and Amazon link to purchase my new book, MUTANT MANOR: NECROTICA SERIES VOLUME 1, ready for your pervy reading pleasure. 🙂

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Synopsis:

Mutant Manor is an episodic series of erotic action horror stories concerning a group of x-men like mutants with super powers who break out of a government facility housing and experimenting on them. Hardcore sex and violence rule the day as Katrina and her cohorts unravel the secrets of the Nine Men and get the shit fucked out of themselves in the process.

In Episode one, we meet Katrina as she arrives at the facility and meets a number of her fellow mutants. But all is not as it seems as those closest to her prove that the facility and indeed even Katrina herself have a lot more secrets than they’re letting on.

Join Katrina as she fucks and sucks her way through a cast of sexual mutants so bizarre, they’ll leave you wishing you had a few superpowers to use on them yourself!

 Click here to buy Mutant Manor: Necrotica Series Book 1 for just $2.99!