For the first time in nearly a decade, the almighty HACK MOVIES have returned to retail sale! We’ve chosen professional replicator KUNAKI to handle the manufacturing of these classic underground cult films! Literally NO ONE on planet Earth owns the Hack Movies quite like this! Get your hands on them NOW before they disappear back into the Strangeville vault. Maybe forever!
The devastating devastation of the epic and mighty COCKHAMMER has returned to the interwebs in its true DVD splendor!
Join Terrance and Perander, Nixon and Hogan and Wolfram and Windgate as they fall into the sticky web of the deceitful and treacherous clutches of the evil wizard Cockhammer!
Nixon And Hogan Smoke Christmas
The classic Hack Movies Christmas Movie to end all Hack Movies Christmas movies!
Nixon and Hogan return to help Santa Claus finish his Christmas route after he accidentally smokes himself undead with Sasparilla the Weed Witch’s zombie weed. Now that witch bitch wants Santa’s head and only the two stupidest dorks in Strangeville can stop her!
Nixon And Hogan Meet Satan
Steeve-O and Shaniqua decide to raise the devil himself up from hell and who should happen to stumble into their trap but that demented motherfucking duo Nixon and bitch ass Hogan!
Now N&H are fighting for their lives as big D challenges them to a bong smoking contest the likes of which you’ve never seen before!
Colonel Kill Motherfuckers
The cult classic ensemble cast Hack Motherfucking Movie Colonel Kill Motherfuckers returns to retail in all of its nerd-murder glory!
When a group of role playing nerds accidentally kill a ex-army psycho, said psycho’s mamma fucks him back from the dead and now those motherfuckers are motherfucking fucked!
Is Cockhammer the end? Of course it is! Now see the beginning. Stiff Jobs follows Wolfram and Windgate on their first stiff job for the enigmatic and mysterious Cockhammer. One of the most shocking and offensive Hack Movies of all time, Stiff Jobs is sure to split your wig-piece right in two, make them fuck, and have little wig babies for you to grow and nurture and eventually sell on the black market for a grip!
Nixon’s evil neighbor Don Duepe gets his hands on a magical talisman right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
Will the stoner sensations of Strangeville stop him before the entire world is overrun by the undead or will Nixon be too busy banging dead bitches while Hogan creeps on them through the peep hole? Find out in this Hack Movies classic!
The Hack Movie that started it all! Dream Reaper is the story of the metal band Dream Reaper who haplessly attract the attention of the REAL neitherworldly Dream Reaper. This bad-ass ghostly ghoul takes offense to the band ripping off his name and there will be serious consequences if he has anything to say about it!