It’s hard being a patriotic American AND a writer of weird horror novels, gang. It really is. This year, when I came out in full support of our president, Donald Trump, the few remaining stragglers in my writing community who had put up with my criticism of social justice and ridiculous liberal politics finally abandoned me.
And that’s fine! Don’t get it twisted, gang. FUCK those people. I still have my true fans, the Strangeheads. But wouldn’t it be cool if horror fiction WASN’T dominated by sanctimonious, virtue signalling liberals? Where do they get off controlling an entire genre of fiction? Who fucking put them in charge of ALL of horror, anyway?
With that thought swimming through my head, I decided to put on a Labor Day weekend sale and put my three books that best represent individuality, freedom and kickass-ness, that most embody the American spirit on sale for only 99 cents!
So if you know a freedom loving badass who also loves horror, turn em on to this sale and let’s take horror back from the SJW liberal pussies actively trying to destroy this great country!
1.Vampire Guts In Nuke Town
Nothing I’ve written embodies the rugged American badass adventurer more than Guts, the main character and muscle-bound vampire hunting mutant from VAMPIRE GUTS IN NUKE TOWN.
Guts is a bad motherfucker in a bad, bad world. The government nuked the sky seven years ago to combat a super fast spreading virus that turns humans into blood thirsty, ravenous killing machines that look more like giant, mutated bats than people. The new sky kills these “vampires” instantly, but at a cost. The entire planet is slammed with mega-high doses of radiation every time the sun comes up, completely changing life on earth as we know it, and completely decimating what little civilization there is left.
In Nuke Town, Guts wakes up in a strange motel with no memory of how he got there. A brother and sister duo are the only two humans in sight, but are they friend or foe? As the paranoia sets in, and Guts begins to understand the true implications of a nest of sophisticated, mutated vampires, he must use all the cunning and skills that his years in the wasteland have taught him if he hopes to survive the horror that awaits him in … VAMPIRE GUTS IN NUKETOWN!
Click Here to buy VAMPIRE GUTS IN NUKE TOWN on Kindle for only 99 cents!
2.Last Gig On Planet Earth And Other Strange Stories
This collection contains horror stories that examine what it is to be an individual pitted against impossible odds, alone, with only their wits and their grit to accompany them. This is the quintessential American experience. Fight for your place. Earn your keep. Make a better life for your family.
“Sex, drugs, rock and roll, and tentacles.” — Jeffrey Thomas, author of Monstrocity
Kevin Strange’s fiction has been described as bleak, hopeless, bizarre, and always unpredictable. This is Strange at his most nihilistic. The Last Gig on Planet Earth collects eight tales full of suspense, of dread, of that side of human nature that most pretend does not exist. Strange sets his spotlight directly in its gnarled face and demands it reveal its most twisted secrets.
The Last Gig on Planet Earth is the story of a band willing to write songs directly from the dreaded Necronomicon if that’s what it takes to get famous. But when their fantasy becomes cold, hard reality, are they
prepared for the consequences?
The Hairy Chicken is just a piece of roadkill smashed to death by two careless teenagers out for a late night joy ride. Or is it?
The Two Hands are all that’s needed to complete a decidedly blasphemous ritual set deep in the woods. What happens, then, when a child passing by disturbs this most delicate of diabolical transactions?
Plus five more tales sure to leave you repeating, “this is only fiction, this is only fiction, please let this only be fiction…”
Click Here To Buy LAST GIG on Kindle for Only 99 Cents!
3.Texas Chainsaw Mantis
Man against the system. When you’ve got your job, your wife, the government and every other conceivable power pushing your back up against the wall, how do you react? Blow off some of that stress by living vicariously through Mathew the Mantis as he exacts a particularly violent revenge against them all.
Praying Mantises have evolved into the dominant species on Earth, having wiped out humans years ago after a genetic experiment evolved the species into man-sized, super intelligent insects. But they don’t just roam the planet aimlessly. The Mantises have taken over our jobs. Kept the generators running, the oil pumping, and the economy in place. They’re people, just like us …Except that they’re cannibalistic, blood thirsty nymphomaniacs who love biting the heads off their partners while they mate.
Matthew is a high school history teacher. He does his best to educate the young mantises and tame the savage side of their nature, until the day he comes home to find his wife ready to mate. Anyone who knows anything about Mantises knows that mating is a death sentence for males of the species. But when Matthew’s wife partially decapitates him during sex, he crawls out to the woodshed to die, only to find an old haunted chainsaw, possessed by the spirit of his home’s dead human owner, who just happens to be an occult sorcerer and serial killer known as The Growler’s Phantom. Now resurrected, Matthew vows revenge on his murderous wife, and her new husband Nicko as well as anyone else who gets in his path.
Part Texas Chainsaw Massacre, part Evil Dead, pray this mantis doesn’t find you next!
Click Here to Buy TEXAS CHAINSAW MANTIS on Kindle for Only 99 Cents!
This sale only lasts thru Monday, September 4th so don’t sleep on this awesome Labor Day weekend sale!