Where Are The New Clown Chapters?


If you’re an avid Strangehead, a citizen of Strangeville or one of my obsessive haters with more social media sock accounts than past sexual history, you may have wondered why I haven’t posted a new SHE WAS ONLY A CLOWN chapter in the past few months. The short answer is because I haven’t written any yet. Here’s the long answer:

I was presented with an opportunity in my personal life that I could not let pass me by. It was one of those opportunities that I would have regretted for the rest of my life had I not dived in and given 100% of my attention and devotion.

This opportunity consumed all of my free time and I was left with very little time to tend to my writing. I always knew this would be a temporary life change and that, regardless of the outcome of the personal opportunity, I would return in earnest to my writing life. After all, I am a writer and writers write.

Also I would be lying if I said I hadn’t written any. In fact I have prepared more than 5,000 words worth of SHE WAS ONLY A CLOWN chapters. Chapters 35-38, an entire month’s worth of the SHE WAS ONLY A CLOWN serial are ready to go.

Starting next week, we will return to our regularly scheduled Saturday postings as we descend into the madding cosmic horror and backwoods carnality of the final act of SHE WAS ONLY A CLOWN.

Will Elwood and Kiana the Clown Girl defeat the alien entity? Or will the galactic world eater plunge Earth into madness with clown hysteria? Will it consume us all?

We will learn Elwood’s and indeed our very planet’s fate starting next week. BUT for Strange Sayings newsletter subscribers, we have a special treat! All four chapters will be available to read in the March edition of the Kevin Strange newsletter, and free of charge, as always.

Don’t subscribe? No problem! All you have to do is fill out the form on the side of this page (or scroll to the bottom if you’re viewing this article on a smartphone) and enter a valid email address. That’s all you have to do to catch up on Kevin Strange’s newest and most brutal cosmic horror novel to date!

Sorry for the delay, gang. But we are BACK in business starting next week!

I Died In A Bed Of Roses FREE On Kindle!


We’ve got a treat for you kinksters this Valentine’s Day! Kevin Strange’s weird romance novel I DIED IN A BED OF ROSES is FREE on Amazon Kindle starting tomorrow, Wednesday, February 14th and running thru Sunday!

Ever wonder what a whacked out, ultra-violent writer like Kevin Strange could do with a genre as lame and boring as paranormal romance? Well, in 2017, he did just that, penning his 16th book, I DIED IN A BED OF ROSES.

IDIABOR concerns an exiled horror filmmaker named Brian who is offered a chance at redemption at a 20th anniversary screening of his first major film. But little does Brian know when he attends the film festival, he’ll meet a mysterious girl who may or may not just be a real life monster.

Maggie disappears just as fast as she appears in Brian’s life, and he’s left with no choice but to track her down at her remote farm house in the middle of nowhere Indiana. But this farm is not what it seems. Are Brian’s feelings for Maggie strong enough to save him from a trap he was never supposed to spring?

Or will Maggie’s farm turn Brian into more mulch for her bed of roses?

Click here to download I DIED IN A BED OF ROSES to your Kindle for FREE to find out!