I Died In A Bed Of Roses FREE On Kindle!

We’ve got a treat for you kinksters this Valentine’s Day! Kevin Strange’s weird romance novel I DIED IN A BED OF ROSES is FREE on Amazon Kindle starting tomorrow, Wednesday, February 14th and running thru Sunday!

Ever wonder what a whacked out, ultra-violent writer like Kevin Strange could do with a genre as lame and boring as paranormal romance? Well, in 2017, he did just that, penning his 16th book, I DIED IN A BED OF ROSES.

IDIABOR concerns an exiled horror filmmaker named Brian who is offered a chance at redemption at a 20th anniversary screening of his first major film. But little does Brian know when he attends the film festival, he’ll meet a mysterious girl who may or may not just be a real life monster.

Maggie disappears just as fast as she appears in Brian’s life, and he’s left with no choice but to track her down at her remote farm house in the middle of nowhere Indiana. But this farm is not what it seems. Are Brian’s feelings for Maggie strong enough to save him from a trap he was never supposed to spring?

Or will Maggie’s farm turn Brian into more mulch for her bed of roses?

Click here to download I DIED IN A BED OF ROSES to your Kindle for FREE to find out!

Win a FREE copy of my new book!

Gang! My birthtoxicwaste194x300-1day is coming up in two weeks and I can’t think of a better gift than spreading ALL┬áTHE TOXIC WASTE FROM MY HEART from me to you!

So I’m giving away ten copies of my new short story collection over on Goodreads!

Already bought it? Ain’t no thang! Enter anyway and give your extra copy to the girl you’ve had eyes on for a hot minute. Show her your weird ass taste in literature to make yourself seem deep and cultured or some shit.

Or better yet, give your extra copy to her boyfriend to scare that motherfucker off so you’ve got a clear shot a that fine little ass. Whatever the case, don’t let the fact that you already copped a copy of the damn thing stop you from trying to win yourself another one.

All you gotta do is follow this link over to Goodreads, enter up and wait a few days to find out if you’re the lucky winner. And if you lose? Fuckin’ buy another copy anyway because I’ve got 6 kids to feed (who all happen to be fake plastic skeletons I bought from Wal-Mart, but that’s beside the point) and your money looks WAY better on me than it does you!