Win a FREE copy of my new book!

Gang! My birthtoxicwaste194x300-1day is coming up in two weeks and I can’t think of a better gift than spreading ALL THE TOXIC WASTE FROM MY HEART from me to you!

So I’m giving away ten copies of my new short story collection over on Goodreads!

Already bought it? Ain’t no thang! Enter anyway and give your extra copy to the girl you’ve had eyes on for a hot minute. Show her your weird ass taste in literature to make yourself seem deep and cultured or some shit.

Or better yet, give your extra copy to her boyfriend to scare that motherfucker off so you’ve got a clear shot a that fine little ass. Whatever the case, don’t let the fact that you already copped a copy of the damn thing stop you from trying to win yourself another one.

All you gotta do is follow this link over to Goodreads, enter up and wait a few days to find out if you’re the lucky winner. And if you lose? Fuckin’ buy another copy anyway because I’ve got 6 kids to feed (who all happen to be fake plastic skeletons I bought from Wal-Mart, but that’s beside the point) and your money looks WAY better on me than it does you!

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