We’ve got a FRESH one for you this week, gang! For those OLD SCHOOL Hack Minions, we’re presenting here in the Strangeville Superstore Product Spotlight, for the first time EVER that classic Hack Movies circle logo on a T-shirt AKA a Hack Movies Torso Cover!
Synonymous with all things Strangeville, this logo CANNOT be looked at by any self respecting Hack Minion without hearing that ubiquitous GOONNGGGG sound accompanying the logo at the end of each and every Hack Movie!
And as an added freakin’ bonus, the back of the shirt sports our dedication to YOU the Hack Movies minions that no matter WHAT the fuck happens on this god-forsaken dirtball we call planet Earth, Hack Movies will NEVER EVER EVER EVER DIE!
The almighty Hack Movies circle sigil. This sacred religious symbol will protect you against all forms of evil. Even that evil week-old stale dinner you left under your bed. But that’s no excuse not to clean up after yourself, slobby!