*UPDATED* The Bizarro Wars Have Gone Spiritual!

*Update: Due to a series of satanic hexes and curses no doubt brought on by a gaggle of demonic goth babes, (or a crappy merch dealer) the only way you can buy the Galloree version of the BIZARRO SUCKS T-Shirt is with the paypal option. We’ve had an email out to the site since Friday to fix the problem but haven’t received a response.

But that doesn’t mean YOU get the bone! We got our team of ordained tech-priests to develop an even cheaper even DOPER T-shirt! Get the NEW version of the BIZARRO SUCKS T-shirt from TeePublic for only 13 bucks if you order in the next two days!

Click here to buy: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/11155748-goblin?store_id=381250

You can also pick up this fresh new design as a sticker! Check it out:

Sticker: https://www.teepublic.com/sticker/11155748-goblin *

Gang, if you’re a frequent visitor to Strangeville then you know one of my favorite past times is antagonizing those sanctimonious weirdos over in Bizarro Fiction.

Things cooled off for quite a while when I took an extended hiatus from social media to focus on growing up my skills in the art department, and opening brand new horizons in the Strangeville Multiverse.

Well those multiversal forces have collided and now the Bizarro Wars have gone spiritual! Check out this sick cartoon strip satirizing a recent dumb feud between me and Bizarro cast off Jeff Burk.

Pretty rad, huh? Well check it, if you’re as sick to death of these occultist vampires as I am, you can now tell the world with this brand new BIZARRO SUCKS T-shirt! Sport this sweet swag at your next family function or just hanging around the house splittin’ cheetos with the doggo. It’s great for any occasion because bizarro always sucks!

Get that sucker right here in small-2XL for less than 20 bucks! http://www.galloree.com/Artworks-Goblin–170550.php

Strangeville Product Spotlight: Kevin Strange Ain’t Shit!

Gang! We’ve ramped up production here at Strangeville Studios so much over the last few months that we decided to start doing a weekly product spotlight just to make sure you loyal StrangeHeads out there don’t miss any of the fresh-ass newnew we’re catapulting onto your weakened brain-pans on an almost daily basis!

For the first spotlight, we’d like to showcase the newest T-Shirt design over at the Strangeville Superstore. What? you don’t know about the Superstore? Well get schooled, jabroni cause this is important!

We recently launched a GIGANTIC merchandising store at Galloree featuring over 30 brand new and classic designs from Hack Movies and Strange Fiction! We’ve got T-shirts, girl shirts, hoodies, hats, thongs for those fine-ass asses in your life and much, much more! And the “Kevin Strange Ain’t Shit” shirt is the newest of the brand new!

Click here to buy the “Kevin Strange Ain’t Shit” shirt!

 See, Kevin Strange manages to draw just as many haters as he does loyal Hack Movies Minions and Strangeville Strangeheads. Something about Kevin’s face just makes people want to tell him to go fuck himself.

We here at Strangeville Studios aren’t the kind of people who turn down an opportunity to make a cheap buck, so we thought, what the heck! Let’s give those haters something to wear loud and proud to let each other know that yes, they know exactly who that Kevin Strange motherfucker is, and YES they hate his guts as much as you do!

So what are you waiting for, gang? Grab up this sweet T-shirt in every size from small to 5 XL for those BIG motherfucking haters in your life who absolutely can’t stand the one we call STRANGE!