All The Toxic Waste From My Heart Is Available NOW!

It’s here, gang!toxicwaste194x300-1 My brand new book All The Toxic Waste From My Heart: Stories by Kevin Strange is a collection of 14 of my weirdest most fucked up tales to date.

And if you know me, you know that’s saying something! This collection is over two years in the making and features MANY never before released stories including Whale Farts, The Nowhere and one of my favorite stories I’ve ever written, Lich Tits, a sword and sorcery yarn that pits a sexy lich woman against my rustic fantasy hero, Korek.

So how do you get this book? Easy! It is available three different ways. First, you can buy it on Amazon Kindle for $4.95.

Second, you can buy it from Amazon in paperback for $10.99. But if you’re a REAL collector of Strange Fiction, you can buy it directly from me from my Square Store for $15.00 postage paid AND for the first week, if you buy All The Toxic Waste From My Heart from the square store, you can choose one other Strange Book absolutely free!

As if THAT wasn’t enough, ALL Strange Books on the square store are currently discounted to 10 dollars for a VERY limited time!

Each order from the square store receives a personalized inscription and signature absolutely free. And if I have time, I also like to doodle self portraits onto the packaging material.

So there you have it, gang! Please show your toxic love by choosing one of these three easy ways to buy my brand new collection! I hope you like it! 🙂

The Disciples of Kevin Strange 99 Cent Sale!

My loss is you gainhow-to-make-disciples-_-gcmcollective, gang! Authors fight with each other on the internet every day. It’s a fact of life. I do my best to steer clear of that kind of drama. I’d rather spend my time writing cool ass books and talking about cult movies, going to concerts and hanging out with pretty ladies.

But every once in a while, I get dragged into some nonsense. A mean (and nameless so don’t ask) ole author decided to try to insult me and one of my friends this week by calling him “one of the few remaining disciples of Kevin Strange.” Now while that didn’t hurt my feelings, (I was getting thrown in trashcans and called a fag in high school while this guy was wanking it with his Nintendo Power Glove. Ain’t a single word on this planet can hurt my feelings.) it did give me an idea for a book sale!

From now until Sunday, August 7th at midnight, ALL of my Amazon Kindle books are on sale for 99 cents! That’s right, ye few remaining disciples of Kevin Strange! I’m rewarding you for your loyalty by discounting my entire line of weird horror books!

Click here to buy ALL KEVIN STRANGE EBOOKS for just 99 cents!

And in all seriousness, you guys. Running down other authors on social media is classless. It’s a hard fucking game out here and everyone who even tries to publish in 2016 deserves respect. Insulting someone to try to fuel your own ego is bad news. It’s all love from Strangeville, baby. Get your cheap eBooks!