Nixon And Hogan Smoke Christmas is FREE on Youtube!

Seven years ago Hack Movies whipped out its Christmas schlong and exposed it in all its shiny, shimmering holiday glory to a totally unsuspecting public. Nixon and Hogan Smoke Christmas is my best directorial effort, by far. Sadly, it was also the last feature film I would ever make (so far.)

Smoke Christmas is everything I ever wanted to say about my favorite holiday all wrapped up in the weirdest, most offensive package I could dream up. There’s Santa rape, reverse impaled priest blowjobs, scat sex and almost every character in the movie turns into a monster by the end. This is as perfect a Hack Movie as me and the team were able to make and we’re offering it to you this holiday season absolutely free, streaming now at Youtube.

So put the kids to bed, spike the eggnog with your most potent sedative, get the little missus fitted with her finest yuletide buttplug and prepare to get balls deep in that bitch ass while you watch the greatest christmas movie ever made, NIXON AND HOGAN SMOKE CHRISTMAS, bitch!