*Update: Due to a series of satanic hexes and curses no doubt brought on by a gaggle of demonic goth babes, (or a crappy merch dealer) the only way you can buy the Galloree version of the BIZARRO SUCKS T-Shirt is with the paypal option. We’ve had an email out to the site since Friday to fix the problem but haven’t received a response.

But that doesn’t mean YOU get the bone! We got our team of ordained tech-priests to develop an even cheaper even DOPER T-shirt! Get the NEW version of the BIZARRO SUCKS T-shirt from TeePublic for only 13 bucks if you order in the next two days!

Click here to buy: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/11155748-goblin?store_id=381250

You can also pick up this fresh new design as a sticker! Check it out:

Sticker: https://www.teepublic.com/sticker/11155748-goblin *

Gang, if you’re a frequent visitor to Strangeville then you know one of my favorite past times is antagonizing those sanctimonious weirdos over in Bizarro Fiction.

Things cooled off for quite a while when I took an extended hiatus from social media to focus on growing up my skills in the art department, and opening brand new horizons in the Strangeville Multiverse.

Well those multiversal forces have collided and now the Bizarro Wars have gone spiritual! Check out this sick cartoon strip satirizing a recent dumb feud between me and Bizarro cast off Jeff Burk.

Pretty rad, huh? Well check it, if you’re as sick to death of these occultist vampires as I am, you can now tell the world with this brand new BIZARRO SUCKS T-shirt! Sport this sweet swag at your next family function or just hanging around the house splittin’ cheetos with the doggo. It’s great for any occasion because bizarro always sucks!

Get that sucker right here in small-2XL for less than 20 bucks! http://www.galloree.com/Artworks-Goblin–170550.php