Cotton Candy Full Audio Book For Patreon

Mr. P was just your average, ordinary junior college English professor, that is until his wife unexpectedly dies. Without his moral compass to guide him, Mr. P soon spirals into a pit of despair, indulging in every form of fleshy carnality his 62 year old mind can imagine. After learning of a secret gangbang party from a flyer found at his local porn shop, Mr. P embarks on a bizarre journey involving midgets with huge cocks, female-to-male transgender bangers, and a hostess whose kinks involve more than just dressing up like a giant stuffed animal. Has Mr. P bitten off more than he can chew? Will his perversions prove fatal? Find out in this novella by Hardcore Bizarro virtuoso Kevin Strange!

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RTS 13: Swamp Phantoms Finale

Kevin and Jeremy are back this week to give their final thoughts on the Horrorhound Weekend convention a week removed from the craziness. Kevin Also makes an exclusive announcement about a TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE screening with Grandpa AKA John Dugan in St. Louis July 8th and 9th at Fubar featuring a mini horror con! And you better believe Strange fiction will be in full effect slangin them 10 dolla book pieces!

This week marks the final part of the Joreck and The Swamp Phantoms of Ikk saga and after the break, the two hosts geek out about all the twists and turns and zany happenings in this brand new Joreck yarn.

We hope you’ve enjoyed barbarian month and you’re digging on the Joreck world cause we’ve got a whole book of these stories coming your way very soon!

To end the episode, the boys set up “gangbang month” and the next story reading, Kevin Strange’s weird sex novella COTTON CANDY!

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RTS 12: Convention Aftermath

This week Kevin and Jeremy come to you live from Horrorhound Weekend Cincinnati 2017 for three days of stories about Kevin trying to teach a hotel maid english, Jeremy expertly selling gay jesus chap books, fights with waffle makers, trying to sell loch ness porn to discovery channel monster hunters and much more as shit got weird in Ohio!

This week’s read is part 2 of the strange barbarian saga JORECK AND THE SWAMP PHANTOMS OF IKK. With Orilious missing, Joreck works tirelessly to find his blood brother, but when he does, well, Orilious has other plans.

Back from Break, the boys discuss all the twists and turns in the Joreck story and set up next week’s Swamp Phantoms finale along with more stories from the road show.

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