DEAD SHIT: THE COMIC BOOK is fully funded on IndieGoGo!

Gang! We did it! We blew through our 500 dollar crowdfunding goal on IndieGoGo! DEAD SHIT: THE COMIC BOOK IS FULLY FUNDED!

But the campaign is just beginning! We’ve got some SWEET stretch goals for ALL PHYSICAL TIER backers and above if we hit some NEW goals!

Check out the new promo video for all those moist details!

STRETCH GOAL 1: *DEOMOLISHED!*

$600

If we hit 600 bucks before the campaign ends on Wednesday, April 17th, ALL physical tier backers and above (sorry digital peeps, but we can’t mail you shits without being able to cover that stale-ass shipping cost!) get a pair of SWEET stickers along with their orders!

*UPDATE* You guys obliterated the 600 dollar goal in a matter of hours! ALL physical-tier backers get stickers with their comic book!

STRETCH GOAL 2 *ACTIVE*

$700

If we kick that weak-ass little 600 bucks in its big ass and climb to the mighty mountain-piece of 700 bucks, ALL physical tier backers get a copy of my 2009 feature film COCKHAMMER in a paper sleeve thrown in with your order!

STRETCH GOAL 3 *LOCKED*

$800

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Stretch goal 4 *LOCKED*

$1000

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GANG! Help us blow past those goals and WE’LL ADD EVEN MORE swag to your orders! Click here to back DEAD SHIT: THE COMIC BOOK on IndieGoGo! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/dead-shit-the-comic-book-issue-1/x/12295320#/updates/all

Can They Save Horror?

That there? That’s two of the best living writers of small press horror and bizarro fiction, respectively. Brian Keene and Carlton Mellick. Grand Master of horror and the father of bizarro.

Trouble is, there’s barely a small press left. These two make up a sizable chunk of the whole pie. They’re the show. They steer the ship. Like it or not, they ARE small press horror and bizarro fiction.

And the ship is sinking. The small press has been infiltrated by the SJW cult. A cancer of culture. Progressivism demands forward movement of the host body. A walk of death for any subculture that heeds the whispers of the twisted matriarch of social justice.

This conversation took place at possibly the last BizarroCon ever. A conversation between maybe the only two people left with the power to rip the SJW parasite off the host body and return the small press to a place of health and prosperity.

These two men possess the talent, wisdom, industry clout and fanbase to turn the cultural tide away from “Yasss Kweeeeen!” male feminism, Trump derangement syndrome and transgender tokenism which sell nothing and alienate the real horror fanbase, back toward a merit-based focus on talent and excellence.

But that requires risk.

Our heroes Brian and Carlton would have to risk it all. Their social standing. Their reputations. Their financial stability. They would have to face SJW cultist shame swarms on social media. Unfair and biased criticism of their fiction. Lies and slander about their personal lives.

They’d have to risk losing decades-long friendships and relationships with those they believed to be true allies. They’d face the possibility of career ruin.

But the nasty truth? That’s all coming for them whether they continue to self-flagelate and pander to progressivism in the case of Brian or utterly ignore this grave social illness in the case of Carlton.

They are successful straight white males and no straight white male goes unpunished when the SJW cult assimilates a subculture.
Their reckoning is coming. But if they choose to attack first? If they deal the metaphorical death-blow to the tendrils of progressivism that even now wrap around their throats?

A small press renaissance awaits ALL writers of small press horror and bizarro fiction. There has always been and always will be an audience for dark and weird fiction. They’ve just been told for the past decade that they’re the wrong skin color, the wrong gender, the wrong political affiliation or the wrong sexuality.

Brian and Carlton can win that audience back. But it might cost them everything. Are they brave enough to do the right thing? 

DEAD SHIT: THE COMIC BOOK is LIVE on IndieGoGo!

Gang! We said we were gonna do it and we DAMN WELL DID IT! DEAD SHIT: THE COMIC BOOK issue 1 is LIVE on IndieGoGo and waiting for your fat and meaty wallets to open up and spit out money dollars on our little campaign!

Click here to buy this 32-page, full-color, wall-to-wall zombie comedy adaptation of my 2007 flick and Tromadance official selection of the same name!

Why should you back the comic on a crowd-funding site instead of buying it directly from this website like you do all the other books and DVDs?

Simple! Crowd-funding is fun as fuck! We’ve got all kinds of cool tiers to choose from that you wouldn’t get just from buying a comic. There’s a tier to get a special shout-out video message from Nixon and Hogan. There’s a tier to get original 11×17 pencil art along with your comic. There’s even a tier to get a custom watercolor painting of Nixon and Hogan commissioned straight from Kevin Strange!

Act now cause this campaign ends April 17th!