Psycho Spring 2018 Week 4: Beetle Brain


We saved the best for last, gang! Psycho Spring 2018 goes out with a BANG! For the first time EVER, Kevin Strange’s newest novel BEETLE BRAIN is FREE on Amazon kindle! Grab it up by clicking here today thru Tuesday, May 1st!

Synopsis:

BEETLE BRAIN is the story of Sue Ellen, a strung out stripper who inadvertently becomes the queen of planet Earth when a cult of giant beetle worshiping masochists christens her the matriarch of a race of ancient bug-monsters who have been living beneath the surface of the Earth for millennia waiting for the opportunity to ascend and consume all life above ground. 

The only problem is, Sue Ellen is possibly the dumbest girl in the whole world. 

BEETLE BRAIN is a return to the extreme horror genre for two-time Wonderland Award nominee Kevin Strange and FOR SURE one of the sickest, sexiest and brain-bent novels he’s ever written. If you like the messed up shit, DO NOT sleep on BEETLE BRAIN.

Psycho Spring 2018 Week 3: Texas Chainsaw Mantis


We’re balls DEEP into the psycho spring 2018, Strangeheads! This week our free-ass free book is fan favorite TEXAS CHAINSAW MANTIS! This novel is consistently rated and reviewed as one of Kevin Strange’s very best and now you can get it absolutely FREE by clicking here today thru Tuesday, April 24th!

Synopsis:

Praying Mantises have evolved into the dominant species on Earth, having wiped out humans years ago after a genetic experiment evolved the species into man-sized, super intelligent insects. But they don’t just roam the planet aimlessly. The Mantises have taken over our jobs. Kept the generators running, the oil pumping, and the economy in place. They’re people, just like us …Except that they’re cannibalistic, blood thirsty nymphomaniacs who love biting the heads off their partners while they mate. 

Matthew is a high school history teacher. He does his best to educate the young mantises and tame the savage side of their nature, until the day he comes home to find his wife ready to mate. Anyone who knows anything about Mantises knows that mating is a death sentence for males of the species. But when Matthew’s wife partially decapitates him during sex, he crawls out to the woodshed to die, only to find an old haunted chainsaw, possessed by the spirit of his home’s dead human owner, who just happens to be an occult sorcerer and serial killer known as The Growler’s Phantom. Now resurrected, Matthew vows revenge on his murderous wife, and her new husband Nicko as well as anyone else who gets in his path.

Part Texas Chainsaw Massacre, part Evil Dead, pray this mantis doesn’t find you next!

 

Psycho Spring 2018 Week 2: McHumans


Welcome back to the Psycho Spring 2018, gang! This week we’ve got one of the VERY FEW Lovecraftian horror/Bizarro fiction crossovers in existence, MCHUMANS! Take a trip to the bottom of the sea with Ricky, Fishbowl, Chef and the rest of the denizens of the deep by clicking here to get MCHUMANS for FREE on Kindle, today thru Tuesday, April 17!

Synopsis:

After Cthulhu awakens and destroys civilization as we know it, humans are used as slaves and food by their new slimy, submerged masters. One such young man, Ricky, works at an undersea fast food joint where he’s forced to kill and cook other humans for the Deep Ones to eat. But he has a plan. His restaurant caters to the Big Man himself, and if Ricky’s plan works, he could pull off the unthinkable: 
He could actually Kill Cthulhu.