All The Toxic Waste From My Heart Pre-Order Starts Saturday 9/17/16!

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Gang! My brand new book, All The Toxic Waste From My Heart: Stories by Kevin Strange, goes up for pre-order on KevinTheStrange.com next Saturday, September 17th, 2016! I’m throwing #MyToxicWasteParty in celebration!

What the hell is a toxic waste party? I don’t have any fucking idea, but I’m going to have a sale on all of my StrangeBooks for the occasion! What does that mean to you? It means that when you pre-order a signed and personalized copy of the new collection for 15 bucks, you can choose ANY OTHER StrangeBook for no extra cost! The best part? THAT book will be signed and personalized by me as well!

This sale includes the FINAL TEN LIMITED EDITION copies of Inside An Asshole, my gut-wrenching hardcore horror novella that WILL NEVER BE REPRINTED AGAIN as a stand alone book. Get those last ten copies while supplies last!

As if that wasn’t enough to get hyped as fuck about, I’ve got more fresh flavor for you StrangeHeads! This is a toxic waste party after all! (whatever the fuck that is.) In addition to the buy-one-get-one pre-order, ALL STRANGEBOOKS will be discounted to ten dollars with FREE SHIPPING! Get any or all StrangeBooks in the entire Strange Catalog for only ten dollars! Tell me this isn’t the best toxic waste party you’ve ever been to! (Never mind that it’s probably the only toxic waste party you’ve ever been to.)

So join me here on Saturday the 17th for #MyToxicWasteParty and the pre-order release of All The Toxic Waste From My Heart!

I Can’t WAIT for you all to read this collection! 😀

The Disciples of Kevin Strange 99 Cent Sale!

My loss is you gainhow-to-make-disciples-_-gcmcollective, gang! Authors fight with each other on the internet every day. It’s a fact of life. I do my best to steer clear of that kind of drama. I’d rather spend my time writing cool ass books and talking about cult movies, going to concerts and hanging out with pretty ladies.

But every once in a while, I get dragged into some nonsense. A mean (and nameless so don’t ask) ole author decided to try to insult me and one of my friends this week by calling him “one of the few remaining disciples of Kevin Strange.” Now while that didn’t hurt my feelings, (I was getting thrown in trashcans and called a fag in high school while this guy was wanking it with his Nintendo Power Glove. Ain’t a single word on this planet can hurt my feelings.) it did give me an idea for a book sale!

From now until Sunday, August 7th at midnight, ALL of my Amazon Kindle books are on sale for 99 cents! That’s right, ye few remaining disciples of Kevin Strange! I’m rewarding you for your loyalty by discounting my entire line of weird horror books!

Click here to buy ALL KEVIN STRANGE EBOOKS for just 99 cents!

And in all seriousness, you guys. Running down other authors on social media is classless. It’s a hard fucking game out here and everyone who even tries to publish in 2016 deserves respect. Insulting someone to try to fuel your own ego is bad news. It’s all love from Strangeville, baby. Get your cheap eBooks!