Psycho Spring 2018 Week 3: Texas Chainsaw Mantis


We’re balls DEEP into the psycho spring 2018, Strangeheads! This week our free-ass free book is fan favorite TEXAS CHAINSAW MANTIS! This novel is consistently rated and reviewed as one of Kevin Strange’s very best and now you can get it absolutely FREE by clicking here today thru Tuesday, April 24th!

Synopsis:

Praying Mantises have evolved into the dominant species on Earth, having wiped out humans years ago after a genetic experiment evolved the species into man-sized, super intelligent insects. But they don’t just roam the planet aimlessly. The Mantises have taken over our jobs. Kept the generators running, the oil pumping, and the economy in place. They’re people, just like us …Except that they’re cannibalistic, blood thirsty nymphomaniacs who love biting the heads off their partners while they mate. 

Matthew is a high school history teacher. He does his best to educate the young mantises and tame the savage side of their nature, until the day he comes home to find his wife ready to mate. Anyone who knows anything about Mantises knows that mating is a death sentence for males of the species. But when Matthew’s wife partially decapitates him during sex, he crawls out to the woodshed to die, only to find an old haunted chainsaw, possessed by the spirit of his home’s dead human owner, who just happens to be an occult sorcerer and serial killer known as The Growler’s Phantom. Now resurrected, Matthew vows revenge on his murderous wife, and her new husband Nicko as well as anyone else who gets in his path.

Part Texas Chainsaw Massacre, part Evil Dead, pray this mantis doesn’t find you next!

 

Psycho Spring 2018 Week 2: McHumans


Welcome back to the Psycho Spring 2018, gang! This week we’ve got one of the VERY FEW Lovecraftian horror/Bizarro fiction crossovers in existence, MCHUMANS! Take a trip to the bottom of the sea with Ricky, Fishbowl, Chef and the rest of the denizens of the deep by clicking here to get MCHUMANS for FREE on Kindle, today thru Tuesday, April 17!

Synopsis:

After Cthulhu awakens and destroys civilization as we know it, humans are used as slaves and food by their new slimy, submerged masters. One such young man, Ricky, works at an undersea fast food joint where he’s forced to kill and cook other humans for the Deep Ones to eat. But he has a plan. His restaurant caters to the Big Man himself, and if Ricky’s plan works, he could pull off the unthinkable: 
He could actually Kill Cthulhu.

Psycho Spring Week 1: RobamaPocalypse


Welcome to Psycho Spring 2018, Strangeheads! Up first, we’ve got our batshit crazy giant evil robot Barack Obama zombie bizarro book! Yeah, you read that right! Giant robot Barack Obama! Click here to get ROBAMAPOCALYPSE absolutely FREE on Amazon Kindle NOW thru Tuesday April 10th!

Synopsis:

In a dystopian future where Barack Obama is lord and emperor of the only city left on earth after the zombie apocalypse, one young man must fight his way through a tournament pitting zombie against remote controlled zombie if he hopes to stop the evil, half-cyborg dictator from destroying Steel City and the rest of the fabled Obamamerica beyond.

Time traveling terrorists, giant robot zombies made of zombies, and Barack Obama like you’ve never seen him before are but a few of the twists and turns that make Robamapocalypse one of the weirdest, most action packed bizarro stories you’ll ever lay your unsuspecting eyeballs on. This election year, Barack Obama is a giant fucking robot.