Kevin Strange’s Top 4 Feminine Female Characters


In the wake of all of this bogus virtue signalling for Wonder Woman after critics couldn’t be bothered to give any other DCEU films a fair shake, let’s cut the bullshit and talk about our favorite FEMININE strong female leads.

See, it seems like all Hollywood can talk about these days is STRONG FEMALE LEAD this and STRONG FEMALE LEAD that. But what does that phrase even mean when almost every flick that comes out is just a gender-swapped take on the standard male action hero trope?

They don’t always suck at telling girl-power stories, though. Here are my top 4 FEMININE female characters from movies. Who are yours?
 
4. Sarah Connor-Terminator 2
After the death of Kyle Reese, Sarah must build a tough, artificially masculine shell in order to train and lead her son John to become the warrior who will one day defeat Skynet and the Terminators.

She struggles throughout the second film to balance her natural maternal instinct to protect her son from danger while teaching him the tools to be come the man to win the machine war. Tools his dead father will never be able to teach him.

3. Ellen Ripley-Aliens
De facto mother to the Colonial Marines and eventually Newt, Ripley’s maternal instincts are on full display as she risks life and limb to protect those she cares about while rooting out the fox in the hen-house, Burke, and eventually doing battle with a mother even more fierce than her in the Alien Queen.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Double that when a woman’s children are in danger. Ripley is the mom all us monster loving boys wish we had.

2. Tank Girl-Tank Girl
In a world mad from lack of water, one wiry, cunning little chick manages to disarm even the fiercest weirdo in the apocalypse with her quirky charm and voracious sexual appetite. Oh yeah, and her big ass fucking tank.

1. Harley Quinn-Suicide Squad
Every man’s weakness is a woman whose beauty is only matched by her batshit craziness. Harley can sex the pants off any man she meets and kill him just as quick.

Her mania is what drives her fearlessness and she is nearly unstoppable as long as she can keep her mind on the task in front of her instead of on the voices in her head. That is until the Joker walks into the room. A girl whose only downfall is a man even crazier than herself. My kinda chick.


Jeremy Maddux Issues Open Challenge


Bizarro Open Challenge

Time for Bizarro to put its money where its mouth is. If you have any kind of conflict, disagreement, objection or contention you would like to settle with yours truly, this is your opportunity. Jeremy Maddux, host of The Quiet Place, is opening a submission call (fortunately, it isn’t for a fiction anthology, which he failed so miserably at assembling). You are invited to air your grievances on the show.

What We Need From You:

A brief three to five sentence paragraph describing what about Maddux’s remarks and actions you would like to take issue with, what they mean to you and what you would like to gain from this discussion.

It is very important that we make the distinction between discussion and debate. As The Quiet Place podcast functions more as an audio diary than a journalistic endeavor, these affairs won’t be bound by the conventions of vanilla discourse (where jargon like ‘strawman’ lives). We want to hear how you feel, good or bad. Truly, that is the only way to ever solve this impasse that the people in this collective face.

Conditions

Must have at least two books out through any Bizarro publisher to qualify. If confused, feel free to inquire.

No doxing, swatting or threats of physical violence will be tolerated. Let’s keep this within some semblance of civility.

We reserve the right to reject a pitch for any reason.

The individual whose proposal for discussion is accepted will be a featured guest on a future episode of The Quiet Place will be treated with respect so long as that gesture is reciprocated. That being said, don’t be afraid to raise your voice and sling a few insults. It makes for great radio!

Please submit all proposals to: Sockpuppetwarrior@gmail.com

Pro-Wrestling Created ANTIFA


Me and a friend of mine stay up late some nights on the phone talking about our favorite crazy pro-wrestling angles, our favorite matches, personalities and federations. We also talk a LOT about the current political climate and the absolute insanity of the Social Justice Left.

The other night we were talking about ANTIFA, the Battle For Berkeley and the underhanded tactics the Left uses to try to shut down free speech and pro-Trump rallies. Then it hit me. ANTIFA and SJWs are using the exact same underhanded, dirty, scumbag tactics as classic pro-wrestling heels (bad guys.)

ANTIFA ripped off pro-wrestling booking tactics.

Stick with me here. The classic heel wrestler is always a coward. He’s always looking for ways to cheat the rules behind the referee’s back to gain an advantage without having to rely on his own skills or athleticism to win the match. One of the standard heel tactics is to wait till the referee is distracted, then pull a “foreign object” out of his waistband and use it to lay out the face (good guy) in full view of the audience, but not the ref, thereby scoring him an undeserved victory.

Observe this classic heel move performed by “Bike Lock Teacher” in Berkeley:

Bike Lock Teacher performs the move on the defenseless free-speech rally attendee in full view of cameras, but not in eye-shot of the police. Notice how his fellow Antifa part just enough for him to jump in, smash the kid in the head and then leap back into the crowd?

Take the way Antifa dresses. They wear black hoods, black pants, black boots and black masks so that they can perform acts of violence and vandalism without being easily identifiable by observers and police. This is another standard heel tactic. Masked wrestling heels often “trade out” for a body double after the face wrestler bests them in normal combat. The tired heel rolls under the ring and is replaced by the fresh, uninjured body double who then goes on to win the match for the heel.

A tried and tested heel tactic, once their own illegal use of an object is thwarted, is to put it in the hands of the face then get the referee’s attention and try to get the face wrestler disqualified. Observe these Antifa douchebags as they taunt a citizen journalist before assaulting him, only to scream “Racism!” at the police who witness the entire thing before arresting the Antifa goon, much to the dismay of his lying, cheating friends looking on.

Another classic heel move is for the bad guy to take his own female or skinny male valet or manager and use them as a human shield to stop the face wrestler who, by virtue of his “good-guy” or hero status, can’t hit females or wimpy males without breaking his own ethical or moral code. The heels take advantage of this by tossing their manager in front of the face wrestler just as they’re about to have an ass-woopin’ delivered on them.

Have a look at Atifa putting this time-tested heel maneuver into practice with “moldylocks” as this Antifa chick is so affectionately known:

Antifa loves to create “human shields” out of their female members and then dare counter-protesters or rally attendees to attack them. They taunt the attendees saying things like, “you won’t hit a GIRL will you?” Knowing that the free-speech side or Trump supporters live by an ethical code of standards that do not include beating up people smaller or weaker than them.

But at some point, after a feud has gone on for several months, across multiple pay-per-views and after the face wrestler has been cheated out of his well-deserved victory time and time again, the face will get sick of the heel’s dastardly tricks and turn those tricks on the heel. This elicits a huge pop (cheer) from the crowd and paves the way for the face wrestler to hit his finishing moves and finally pick up the victory he’s been after for so long, such as was the case with the Trump supporter laying out Moldylocks in all her hairy glory.

Think about it. These Antifa scumbags sit around on the internet and develop the most underhanded, unethical tactics they can to disrupt free speech and pro-Trump rallies KNOWING that they’re not strong enough, brave enough, or, and this is the scariest part, RIGHT enough to combat the ideas of conservatives on an even playing-field.

Antifa cannot win idea vs idea, fact vs fact so they pull off the same kind of underhanded nonsense that wrestling bookers use to make the fans HATE heels. Bookers have to WRITE FAKE STORIES to give their bad-guy wrestlers the kind of traits that make them the most unlikable characters on their shows.

Antifa does this in real life. Which side are you on?